Your Local Dumbass

louisegluckpdf:

in your 20s you must rediscover the joys of arts and crafts to stave off spiritual decay

(via dawnycentral)

yahahatism:

listening to music with headphones is so awesome especially when it shoots straight into your brain and you can pick out all its little layers like sandwich ingredients

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homeboygirl:

learning that self depreciation isnt cool and just makes the people around you uncomfortable unironically improved my mental health a lot. like if you just stop saying negative shit about yourself you will genuinely like yourself more and other people wont be repulsed by your attitude and you will have more friends. it’s true.

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tnagegrl00:

i can’t casually listen to music. unfortunately everything i like makes me want to drop to my knees.

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wolg-fang:

I’m tired of advertising. All of it. I don’t want any ads even for things I like. Even if I would 100% buy it. It’s INSANE that we just accept that people can throw a business flier in our face at any time of day in any setting. Aren’t you mad? Don’t you just want to go apeshit?

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stilesgame:

It bugs me when people are unnecessarily mean. Like, you didn’t have to make that comment. You could have just kept your mouth shut and left that person not feeling bad about themselves. What do you gain from making someone else feel like shit? Nothing of substance. Maybe a fleeting moment of power but that’s gone as soon as it comes so why? There’s enough unhappiness in the world without you adding to it.

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noneofthesewillbringdisaster:

If you’re not convinced your friends are the most beautiful people in the world what are you even doing

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aropride:

my phone gets warm when i use it because it loves me so much

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professionalchaoticdumbass:

tumblr staff: hello! we are testing out a new thing. it is experimental so we want lots of feedback on this from the community! :)

the community: hey this sucks. all of us agree this change is dogshit and needs to be either completely reworked or just not implemented at all. here is exactly how to fix it btw.

tumblr staff: thank you for the valuable feedback everyone! we are doing it anyways :)

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hoezier:

the way the simple line “the memory hurts, but does me no harm” can encompass all of your complicated feelings towards your past

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mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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belledodi:

ashstfu:

i love information i need more

i want to know everything

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hunklet:

people are like “no one wants to work anymore” when every job application is like upload your resume and cover letter. okay now manually type out your resume and cover letter in our text boxes. okay now answer these 10 riddles. okay now take a rorschach test. okay now upload a photo of your childhood bedroom and explain the relationship between its layout and the adult you are today. okay now show us your youtube watch history. okay now define the color “red.” okay now walk into a patch of poison ivy and take a selfie of you holding up a paper saying “i <3 ivy.” okay now wave your hands in the air if you just don’t care. that one was a trick to cull the applicants who don’t care. okay now choose a loved one to sacrifice. great! thank you for submitting your application we will not be calling you

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podencos:

a woman will be 28 or whatever and all the 24 year olds are in shock like “no fucking way I seriously couldn’t tell. you don’t look near death at all”

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mornington-the-crescent:

disgruntled-foreign-patriarch:

salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds:

Actual roman epitaph for a dog

humans are the same

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